Monday Funny

This is what the kids that are on Santa's naughty list get for Christmas...

...I'm hoping I made the nice list this year.

I Am Alive

Yes, I'm alive...

After being sick for two long weeks.

My head is slowly coming out of the fog I've been in.

Between the crud fog and the drugs that I've been poppin' to try and get rid 'o said crud my head and body have been pretty loopy.

I've had this cough that is waring-me-down.

And my friend Mike said that I sound like Rocky when I talk.

That's hot.

And when I talk a little too much or get excited, I cough, and cough, and cough...

And it's that deep chest cough that hurts.
So I have to remain calm at all times.

I got this pic here.

It came on out of nowhere the Sunday before Thanksgiving.

Yep, Thanksgiving.

Don't get me wrong, I was able to throw back a plate or two in keeping with the normal Thanksgiving tradition at our house.

But I didn't go shopping-at all-but that's probably a good thing.

At least there was no Black Friday buyers remorse.

I had big plans for Black Friday too: clean the house, put up the Christmas decorations, get ready for my upcoming shows....but nope, nada, nothing got done.

At least I didn't have to clean, right?

 I sat on the couch with my girls and watched movies all day long. One of those movies being Titanic.

I watched it in it's entirety for the first time, like, ever. Yep, ever.

Anyhoo, I'm digressing.

Maybe it's the meds?

Nah, that's just what I do. :)

Just wanted to let you know that I am alive and being alive is actually starting to feel good again.